I wish the goblins would come and take you away right now.

assassindaud:

Jack just adopts everyone. EVERYONE. Doesn’t matter if you’re six or sixty everyone get in this damn bathysphere we’re all gonna live on one big farm somewhere and daddy four year old is gonna look after ya.

Visitors to the area are like “wtf are these people a cult or something” and the locals say “nah man that’s just Jack and his family of rehabilitated drug addicts they grow pretty good potatoes.” 

mega-crunch: It hit 1k my first ever post to hit 1k and that's what it is

Oh dear. 

If Jack Ryan had a pokemon it would probably be combee though, let’s consider that swarm plasmid and be honest with ourselves. 

It wouldn’t even be a female combee capable of evolving, it would just be this grossly overpowered male combee that smiles cutely while tearing you a new one. 

dontcrytogepi:

Aritst
kellyangel:

I am so shallow….
mega-crunch: I'm hollering Jackie its at nearly 800 notes now

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Me and my folder of Bill the Butcher gifs are here for you in these troubled times

Gummy Bears are extremely important and I’m going to eat all varieties of them before I die so help me god. 

kitt-doodles:

wippp

assassindaud:

 

 

GUMMIES ARE THE MOST SERIOUS

New life goal can we save up enough postage money to have an American/Scottish gummy bear trade ?

I put them on a plate like a pizza slice and they are g o n e

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