payloaf:

for the biggest baby under the sea
animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND. COME OR DON’T, BUT THE PORTAL ONLY STAYS OPEN FOR LIKE … FIVE MINUTES AT A TIME.
AND HEY, I’M SORRY IF THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA MISLED YOU INTO THINKING FAERIES WERE DIMINUTIVE, BLUSHING TEENAGE GIRLS WITH WINGS, BUT THEY GET ALL SORTS OF SHIT WRONG. W.M.D.S IN IRAQ? DON’T THINK SO. M.S.G. CAUSES “CHINESE RESTAURANT SYNDROME”? SORRY, SCIENCE SAYS NO. 
AND NOW HERE WE ARE, JUST YOU AND A LIVING, BREATHING EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE OFFERING YOU THE CHANCE TO LEAVE THIS MUNDANE PLANE OF EXISTENCE AND EMBRACE THE UNKNOWN, AND YOU’RE HESITATING BECAUSE I DON’T FIT YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS OF “BEAUTY” AS DEFINED BY GLOSSY MAGAZINE ADVERTS OR TRUE BLOOD OR WHATEVER.
YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. I’M OUT OF HERE.
merrigo:

dream workspaces #109281
thehauntedrocket:

Blade Runner by Mindy Lee
undead-medic:

More badly edited Bioshock from Otakon.Cohen: nevvymasterJack: ja-ja-ja-jadeboatBitches: juliestoflangfords, undead-medic and Zacharius who has no tumblies.

Have I mentioned lately how excited I am for my pathfinder character’s upcoming wedding to a sadistic, necromantic sociopath from whom there is likely no escape and who has definitely murdered and tortured people.

I have? 

Well okay now the concept has been reinforced. 

sparrowbirdd:

I finally caught a noibat! Precious babbyyyy! Grow up fast!
philparmas:

i have no good excuse for this i just wanted to draw my gross bioshock hcs not wearing all their clothes
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